Lord Shiphty

Shiphty, otherwise known as a buoyant vehicle usually propelled by external sources such as an engine or sails, a moderator on the server, terrifies the people of Hyperion. He is quite helpful and contributing to the community, promptly answering the questions of the occasional member. But the mere glance of a passerby stuns them and rooted to the spot. The random teleportation is enough to strike fear into his enemies’ hearts. Claustrophobic players have more to worry about with walls seemingly appearing out of nowhere, trapping them in. He controls the riches of the underworld to his advantage. He is the only player on the server to have reached the "Master" level in a job, his being a Miner. Shiphty also runs the faction Belgirn. He enjoys long walks on the beach, reading novels by the fire and long, luxurious bubble baths.

Important Facts

 * He doesn't know what a Nyan Cat is (or most likely any other meme, this being the personal, unverified opinion of the editor).
 * He bakes his own cookies.